FAQ
Every question you were going to ask, answered honestly by the people openly planning to take your money. Tap one. They don't get less brutal.
Is this a rug?
Yes. We are legally and morally obligated to inform you: this is the concept. The product is the rug. You're not buying despite the rug, you're buying the rug. Congrats on your purchase.
Wen utility?
Never. Utility is for projects that are insecure about their art. Our art is a frog that lost everything. That is the utility. It's emotional support for your portfolio.
Is the contract audited?
Audited in the sense that we have personally, carefully reviewed exactly how it moves your money to us. It works flawlessly. No bugs. The taking-your-money function has 100% test coverage.
Is the team doxxed?
Absolutely not. We watched what happened to the doxxed devs. We're anon, we're frogs, and we're already in the Bahamas (allegedly).
Is the team diverse?
Extremely. We're not racist, we equal-opportunity rug. We hired an Indian dev to write the contract and a few Nigerian influencers to shill it - a fully global operation assembled to rug the community as perfectly as humanly possible. Diversity is our strength.
How do I get whitelisted?
Burn an NFT that already rugged you - live, on stream, ideally naked - to prove you're ready to be rugged again. No NFT left? Farm worthless NGMI Points instead. Both paths lead to precisely the same place.
What's the floor going to be?
Lower than it is right now, whenever "now" is. The floor is less of a price and more of a personal journey toward acceptance.
Will there be a token?
Honestly? We don't know yet. Right now we are simply farming you for points - that part is very real and very ongoing. There may never be a token at all. If we ever decide to launch one, we promise to tell you, clearly and in advance, exactly how we intend to use it to rug you. That is more notice than any project in history has ever given you. You're welcome.
Is the mint free?
No. Stop asking. We are not doing a free mint - we never said we would, and we never will. Maybe it'll be cheap. Maybe it won't. Either way you are paying for the privilege of being our exit liquidity. Nobody is handing you 10,000 hand-rugged Pepes for nothing, beggar.
"I'm just here for the art."
Of course you are. So is everyone at a casino, technically there for the architecture. The art is a frog who lost his house. You see yourself in him. That's not appreciation - that's a diagnosis.
Why would I mint this?
Honestly? We don't know either. But you've scrolled to the FAQ of a project that openly mocks you, so the data suggests you're going to. We'll see you up top at the mint button.
Can I get a refund?
lol. lmao, even.
Still here. Still reading. Still not closing the tab. That answers the only question that actually mattered.