Roadmap
Every other project sells you a roadmap. We're giving you a forecast. The sale isn't even live yet and we already know, with total confidence, exactly how this ends for you. Nine phases. You make it to roughly phase four feeling great.
You showed up
DoneWe told you, in writing, that you are the exit liquidity. You read it. You laughed. You stayed. That was the entire test, and you failed it beautifully.
Initiation: the whitelist
Live nowTo get whitelisted you publicly burn an NFT that already rugged you - live, on stream, ideally naked - to prove you're ready to be rugged again. No NFT left to burn? Farm worthless NGMI Points instead. You're probably doing that right now.
The free-mint bait
InevitableWe scream FREE MINT in big lime letters until the hype peaks. Then, five minutes before mint, we announce it's $69. You will screenshot the "free" promise. You will still pay the $69.
Mint day
Not live yetThe sale you keep refreshing for goes live. For roughly 40 minutes you are a genius. You tell the group chat. You change your pfp. Enjoy it - it is, statistically, the peak of your crypto career.
We sell
ScheduledThe instant it mints, this happens. Look at the chart. Yes. That was us. There was no team allocation to dump because we promised none - so we dumped yours instead. Thanks ser.
The cope era
Guaranteed"Reveal soon." "The art is still good." "Floor is just consolidating." "Devs will be back." They will not. You will hold to zero out of spite and call it conviction.
The points rug
Soon™Remember the NGMI Points you farmed like a raccoon at a dumpster? Snapshot taken. The token is "coming." The allocation, however, is coming to us. You farmed your own exit liquidity. Genuinely poetic.
Acceptance
CertainYou stop checking the floor. You make peace with it. You tell newcomers "I was early." You were not early. You were the liquidity. We both know it.
The next project
Written in stoneSame frog. New rope. We announce "NGMI 2: this time it's different." It will not be different. You will mint it on day one with the rent money. See you in the trenches, ser.
That's the whole roadmap. No utility milestones, no metaverse, no staking - just the truth on a timeline. The only honest project in the space, and it's the one openly planning to rug you.